Being, as I am, on a holiday tip and also being, as I am, less slim than last time I went on holiday, I’ve been shopping online for bikinis. My criteria is simple – minimal tan lines and enough fabric to cover more than my pubic region. What most people would look for in a bikini, no?
ASOS seemingly has other ideas!
All those straps, you’d look ridiculous after a day of sunbathing!
Good luck with wearing a low neck top after sunbathing in this.
I’m no prude but this is verging on indecent.
What happens when you wear a strappy top at night or a different style bikini the next day and you’ve got white bands on your arms?
It’s nice for clothes to be decorative and pretty rather than purely functional, but really?
I probably shouldn’t single out ASOS as I’m sure this kind of daftness is prevalent in many high street shops too.
Is it just me? Or is this just silly?
Thanks, as always, for reading! x